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urbanfiltered:
“ d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:
“ hip-hip-poohray:
“ Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
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Why has he got rifle?
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to keep away the heffalumps and...
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subjectnumber32:
“ outerlabia:
“ fpti:
“ earlygr4ves:
“ i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” ”
jesus christ
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they’re calling to mother for food
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F E E D
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Oct 23rd 2015 / 08:04 / 551,180 notes
Taking a test

rum:

*tap tap tap*                                   *sniff*                        *three people sniff*

                                 *more tapping*     *two consecutive sniffles

*one person flips their test over*     *look at clock*  *sniff*   *tap tap tap*

                                   *everyone else flips their test to the back*  

*sniff*  “Wh-ere do we turn this in when we’re done..?” 

“When you guys are done you can put it in that bin in the back!”

                 *look at clock*                  *sniff*

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onlyblackgirl:
“the stress
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searedscallops:
“ fabulousandwich:
“ i-am-a-lonely-painter:
“ ilovesuperwholockstuck:
“ malevittus:
“ thefrozenrose:
“ veggielezzyfemmie:
“ It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.
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Or take your glasses off
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or take your glasses...

jaclcfrost:

my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor

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reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

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THEME CREDIT.